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plantvibes:

hey friend you are not too big or too small your legs are not gross and your tummy is definitely not gross. look down!!!! u are an abstract cosmic entity contained in some skin and muscle and bone!!!!! do u eVEN KNOW HOW COOL THAT IS?//?

A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

(Source: buckybarneseyemakeup)

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

mustardwketchup:

These Fabulous Swimsuits Are Designed Specifically for Breast Cancer Survivors

And they’re modelled by some seriously glam women.

This is amazing.

willcarrollofficial:

This is my favorite picture of me and my brother from retreat.

willcarrollofficial:

This is my favorite picture of me and my brother from retreat.

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

(Source: chosen-undead)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged)

ohsoswiftly:

I swear the radio is just an infinite loop of “Am I Wrong” and “Rude”

awwww-cute:


Winston was fearless for his first vet exam

awwww-cute:

Winston was fearless for his first vet exam


Creative kid. More creative mom. [reddit]

Creative kid. More creative mom. [reddit]

(Source: stunningpicture)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

date yourself a man who knows what he wants and goes after what he wants

that knows he wants you and demonstrates that you’re exactly what he wants

stop dealing with wishy washy, indecisive, maybe/perhaps/kinda/sorta men

(Source: youngblackandvegan)

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

image

(Source: leakier)

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.